OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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