I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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