i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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