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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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