is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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