So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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