Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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