As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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