On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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