I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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