can u get pink eye on your cock?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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