You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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