There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
