Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize
