O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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