There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Still dying that you shit outside
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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