I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I checked into jail on foursquare
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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