I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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