Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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