OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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