Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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