I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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