For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
ugly people sure do ruin things
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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