i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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