so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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