yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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