Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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