forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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