We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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