you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
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he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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