Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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