He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
You dont lie about slip and slides
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It all started with a game of naked twister.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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