Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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