she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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