don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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