dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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