I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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