real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Randomize
