YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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