Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
