I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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