you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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