I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
