I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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