Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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