Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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