a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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