I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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