if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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