what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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