I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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