mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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