Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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