lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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