She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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