So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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